No, you’re not confused.  It isn’t really Wednesday!  Yes, you got me!  I forgot about Wednesday this week.  That’s what a holiday will do to you.  Time is short during this short week, so I thought I’d just share one of my favorite chuckles.

Silly Headlines!

Pedestrians Beware!

• Headline:  Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

Now, You REALLY Need to Find a Way Out of Jury Duty 

• Headline:  Two Convicts Evade Noose, Jury Hung

If You’re a Farmer. . .  and Your Name Is Bill. . .  Don’t Go Home!

• Headline:  Farmer Bill Dies in House

Don’t Call the Squad When You Really Need Animal Control! 

• Headline:  Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim

Now We Know Why There Are So Few People Drinking Milk These Days. . . 

• Headline:  Milk Drinkers are Turning to Powder

Enjoy Your Weekend!