I rarely get sick, and I thank heaven for that. For one thing, I don’t have time, and for another thing, I’m a terrible sick person. The best thing anyone can do for me is to go away until I emerge from the extreme grumpiness illness causes me.
So, I was appalled last week when I seemed to have come down with the flu. I went to see a movie over the weekend before last - saw Hancock, which was a good flick. The person I went with got sick a day later, but I didn’t think anything of it.
Then, I got sick. What a pain. I figure some idiot in the movie theater should have stayed home rather than spreading germs around!
I looked in the cabinet for medicine to treat flu-type symptoms and found it - it had expired sometime in 2004.
However, I persevered and recovered. If you need to talk to me, it’s safe now.





















